Skin Symptom Spotter Gifts

I don't know what it is, but it's a textbook case of something.

PROBLEM AREAS

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

I'd like a second opinion on your self-diagnosis - So a random guy from the waiting room is googling your symptoms.

'Tell me more! That's my favorite symptom!'

Great Urban Sprawl

"No, Billy. That one's a thought balloon."

"Next!"

"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"

"I'm a doctor, I'm allowed to google it."

'Have you ever noticed how much your mole looks like a check engine light?'

"Hey, that cloud looks like Mitch McConnell dabbing!" "And that one looks like crumbling infrastructure."

Man standing at a railway station.

"I'm feeling great but I'm worried that that might just be a symptom!"

'Talk about climate change - I've just heard the first kookaburra of spring!'

'How funny, you've got a pimple on your nose.'

Spot Check

"How's the self-diagnosis coming?"

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

"Goodbye to nasty Hurricane Hannah yesterday. Today though, Light Wind Larry gives some respite. Miserable Derek Drizzle pops by tomorrow, with Breezy Bob pushing through later on. A sprinkle of Felicity Frost for next week."

Health MOTs will attract 'worried well'.

"Cor, what a site!"

MD-HDTV

'It's Fanshaw, I tell you. I'd recognise that silly grin anywhere.'

"Here comes fury without purpose."

"Kate! Is this or is this not my ex?"

Strainspotting

"It's my ears, Doc. I can't move them. They're... they're paralyzed!"

"Thank god it's Friday."

"I looked up my symptoms on the internet and found out that I'm DEAD and it's YOUR FAULT!"

"Mom, which cloud has all our stuff in it?"

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