Pimple Spotter Gifts

'How funny, you've got a pimple on your nose.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Save Our Universe

Boy pilot.

Airliner

Two airplanes

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

London map drawn from memory.

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

Cat on Board.

Sunset Attraction

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

"She's all yours."

Do not pass.

I don't know what it is, but it's a textbook case of something.

'I told her not to follow me!'

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

"We're here doing PR. The army arrives next week."

"We're going have to build higher walls."

"I wonder where they nest..."

Mile High Club

'Honest, Mom, I was nowhere near it.'

Road signs of Aging

BOEING Suspends Flights.

Plane Migration.

Great Urban Sprawl

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

"Check it out! That's an airplane, sweetie!"

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."