Pimple Spotter Pillows

'How funny, you've got a pimple on your nose.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Save Our Universe

Boy pilot.

Airliner

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Two airplanes

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

London map drawn from memory.

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

Cat on Board.

Sunset Attraction

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

"She's all yours."

Do not pass.

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

"We're here doing PR. The army arrives next week."

"I wonder where they nest..."

"We're going have to build higher walls."

'Honest, Mom, I was nowhere near it.'

Mile High Club

'I told her not to follow me!'

Great Urban Sprawl

Plane Migration.

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

"Check it out! That's an airplane, sweetie!"

Enemies of the Earth

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."