Pimple Investigator Pillows

"That's all I can remember. He had a pimple."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

A small man under a giant microscope.

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

"No surgery. I'm just trying to hide a pimple."

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

Animal cosmetic testing

"I'm sorry, Inspector Lestrade, but for reasons which I confess are sentimental, I feel I must, just this once, decline my services to Scotland Yard."

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

'Have you ever noticed how much your mole looks like a check engine light?'

"This article says that a good investment consultant can smell money like a dog smells fear..."

'..A new method of extracting money from purses.'

"If Santa knows when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake...is he with the CIA?"

When pimples have a flair for real estate.

'Sure I like him but I've only met him in real life. I have no idea what his online profiles are like.'

"Everybody back. . . Minefield!"

"The teacher told us about evolution today. So Dad, why did our ancestors choose to evolve into dung-beetles instead of, for example, cheesecake-beetles?"

Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted.

'No, you're not developing a third eye - it's just a zit.'

'How funny, you've got a pimple on your nose.'

Product Testing: Nicotine and Cosmetics.

"I know what I look like. But I'm an atheist, and I reject your theocentric nomenclature."

Girl stung by a wasp for the first time

'Do you have any idea how many dryer related cases we get around here?!'

'The Elephant man discovers a zit'

MD-HDTV

The crow was not that unhappy with her body but absolutely hated her feet.

'So, how's that whole aroma therapy thing going?'

"I broke up with Carl when I realized even his inner beauty was hideous."