Pimple Investigator Prints

"That's all I can remember. He had a pimple."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

A small man under a giant microscope.

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

"No surgery. I'm just trying to hide a pimple."

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

Animal cosmetic testing

"I'm sorry, Inspector Lestrade, but for reasons which I confess are sentimental, I feel I must, just this once, decline my services to Scotland Yard."

Insect Evolution Research Lab. Eureka! I've found the root of all weevils!

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

'Have you ever noticed how much your mole looks like a check engine light?'

"This article says that a good investment consultant can smell money like a dog smells fear..."

When pimples have a flair for real estate.

"The teacher told us about evolution today. So Dad, why did our ancestors choose to evolve into dung-beetles instead of, for example, cheesecake-beetles?"

'..A new method of extracting money from purses.'

"Everybody back. . . Minefield!"

'Sure I like him but I've only met him in real life. I have no idea what his online profiles are like.'

"If Santa knows when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake...is he with the CIA?"

Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted.

'No, you're not developing a third eye - it's just a zit.'

'Do you have any idea how many dryer related cases we get around here?!'

"I know what I look like. But I'm an atheist, and I reject your theocentric nomenclature."

'The Elephant man discovers a zit'

'How funny, you've got a pimple on your nose.'

Girl stung by a wasp for the first time

Product Testing: Nicotine and Cosmetics.

MD-HDTV

The crow was not that unhappy with her body but absolutely hated her feet.

'So, how's that whole aroma therapy thing going?'