Face Spotter Pillows

"Kate! Is this or is this not my ex?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Save Our Universe

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Boy pilot.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Airliner

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Two airplanes

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

Kathryn Morris

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Sunset Attraction

"If small stars keep planets in line, what do big stars do?"

"Should I as for an autograph? The cow's famous. It was in a Far Side cartoon."

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

Cat on Board.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

"She's all yours."

Maps of the Human Genome

Do not pass.

"He loves to give autographs!"

"I wonder where they nest..."

'I told her not to follow me!'

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

Mile High Club