Street Scene Spotter Pillows

'What's terrifying is, though they walk among us, there's no way to tell science fiction readers from the rest of us.'

"I have no thumbs."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'Follow that cab!'

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

The successful rubbernecker...

You Know You're Old When...

'Not...one...drop.'

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Guitarist

"One man's garbage is another man's best friend's treasure..."

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

Great Urban Sprawl

Busking Elephant

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

'He popped the question last night. 'Who do you think will win the Cup?'

Menu

"A fire hydrant, you say? No, but I'll keep my eyes peeled."

Man standing at a railway station.

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

"I can't remember if I didn't like his second book or his second wife."

Potential passenger being fought over by rival bus conductors

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

The Crowd at Epsom Derby

"Stop the barking .50"

"Hey, folks - assuming everyone is on board, and barring any unforeseen technical glitches - it's showtime."

"Cor, what a site!"

Diver Bob: amazing recognition skills.

Would you throw this away for me?