Face Spotter Mugs

"Kate! Is this or is this not my ex?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Save Our Universe

Boy pilot.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Two airplanes

Airliner

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

Cat on Board.

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

Sunset Attraction

"If small stars keep planets in line, what do big stars do?"

"Should I as for an autograph? The cow's famous. It was in a Far Side cartoon."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

"She's all yours."

Maps of the Human Genome

Do not pass.

"He loves to give autographs!"

'Hey, isn't that that bloke off the telly?'

'I told her not to follow me!'

"We're going have to build higher walls."

"I wonder where they nest..."