Statue Spotter Gifts

'Honest, Mom, I was nowhere near it.'

"Personally, I'm a doer."

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Barristers

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Cat statues on entrance gate

Tiny Visions

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Eviction Notice for Earth...

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

London map drawn from memory.

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

Sunset Attraction

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"If small stars keep planets in line, what do big stars do?"

Statue fishing.

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

Cat on Board.

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

"Should I as for an autograph? The cow's famous. It was in a Far Side cartoon."

Kathryn Morris

Trump attempting to pull down the thinker

Weird – I think everything they watch is called, That actor looks so familiar what else have we seen him in.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

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