Pimple Ponderer Gifts

When pimples have a flair for real estate.

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

Waiting for Pants

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

Zika Epidemic

"Is there a God?"

Mega Studios. Ideas for new movies dept. Stop goofing off and watch some television!

'As is the fashion these days, it's about nothing.'

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

"Take a few minutes to introduce yourself, Ms. Berry. Not that they don't already have you pegged."

Bizarre sights.

Al, you look nonplussed. I just heard that they discovered a new astrological sign, and my birthday now falls under the sign of the jackass.

'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'

The Big Four debate banking ethics

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

'Let me know if these weight-loss pills actually work.'

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

Elevator dilemma.

Quick Crossword.

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."