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When pimples have a flair for real estate.

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

Waiting for Pants

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

Zika Epidemic

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

'As is the fashion these days, it's about nothing.'

"Is there a God?"

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

Bizarre sights.

"Take a few minutes to introduce yourself, Ms. Berry. Not that they don't already have you pegged."

'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

'Let me know if these weight-loss pills actually work.'

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

Cartoon heading in the right direction.

Dr. Rontgens shadow.

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

Quick Crossword.

Elevator dilemma.