Sword-wielding Cyclists Gifts

The Bikings

Lady of the bath...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Warrior Woman

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Epic Battles

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Decapitated coffee.

"But I use all of them!"

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Pub Kendo.

'After A Knights Hard Day'

Corporate pirate.

'So you have to ask yourself: do you feel lucky?...well do you, monk?'

Sawrd Fighting

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

King Richard I

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

Scheduel.

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

I'm not fighting you until you show me your mask.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

The strong corna war

Swords for Making America Great Again

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

Fencing Lessons

Battle.