Sword-wielding Cyclists Mugs

The Bikings

Lady of the bath...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Warrior Woman

Epic Battles

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Decapitated coffee.

"But I use all of them!"

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Corporate pirate.

Pub Kendo.

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Sawrd Fighting

King Richard I

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

Scheduel.

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Swords for Making America Great Again

The strong corna war

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

Fencing Lessons

Lord Chandler's personal problems had spread to the battlefield.

Battle.