Swords Mugs

"Did you enter the correct password?"

'It seems silly to me, too, but there's a local ordinance against handguns.'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Disarm

Lady of the bath...

Warrior Woman

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Epic Battles

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

How Swordfish Are Born

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"But I use all of them!"

Sabrage!

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

'None shall pass!'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Pub Kendo.

'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'

Sawrd Fighting

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

King Richard I

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Sabrage

Man with Sword in Penholder

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Swords for Making America Great Again

Scheduel.

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.