Sword Slasher Gifts

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Warrior Woman

Giant slug attacks a city

Epic Battles

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

How Swordfish Are Born

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Pub Kendo.

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Sawrd Fighting

'It's only a slug Norman.'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

Scheduel.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"

Crazy Ed's Warehouse - body in freezer - "Nobody beats our prices and gets away with it."

Fencing Lessons

Battle.

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

Lord Chandler's personal problems had spread to the battlefield.

Artist Uses Fencing Skills To Create Abstract Pieces

"Wow, you're dressed to kill."

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.