Slasher Aficionado Gifts

"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"Wow, you're dressed to kill."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'... And this is my cellar.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

Dead Funny

Night of the Zombonies.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Solar Frankenstein

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Horror Stories.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"Harry?... Is that you?"

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."