Slasher Film Fan Gifts

"How many times do I have to tell you? NO! I don't like scary movies! Now bugger off!"

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

'He likes to power nap.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Canine Scentipede

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"The Eggsorcist"

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

Hitchcock's The Birds

Friday The 13th, The Final Chapter.

The Horror Film Director.

"It's really surprising that your transformation into a werewolf did nothing for your male pattern baldness."

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

"It's no fun seeing horror movies with a nurse! Nothing scares you!"

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

"Heeeere's your contractor. Sorry I'm three weeks late, but better late than never, I always say."

The Vampire's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with small Coffins attached