Slasher Film Fan T-Shirts

"How many times do I have to tell you? NO! I don't like scary movies! Now bugger off!"

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

'He likes to power nap.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Canine Scentipede

"The Eggsorcist"

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

Hitchcock's The Birds

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

Squeal like a pig!

'Wh...What's that behind the...EEEIII!!

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

"It's no fun seeing horror movies with a nurse! Nothing scares you!"

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

'For the last time, Regan, there's NOTHING under your bed!'