Slasher Film Aficionado Gifts

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'He likes to power nap.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

Hitchcock's The Birds

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

'For the last time, Regan, there's NOTHING under your bed!'

'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.'

Zombie Fish

The Vampire's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with small Coffins attached

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

Non discrimination to Vampires

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

'I could have had a V-8!'

"It's no fun seeing horror movies with a nurse! Nothing scares you!"

"Charles please! Not a slice and dice movie."