Slasher Film Aficionado Gifts

Friday The 13th, The Final Chapter.

This next song also about the one who got away.

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'He likes to power nap.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

Jimmy Cagney.

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

"So, how's your scary movie?"

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

Hitchcock's The Birds

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

The Horror Film Director.

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

'For the last time, Regan, there's NOTHING under your bed!'

Zombie Fish

'I could have had a V-8!'

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

The Vampire's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with small Coffins attached

"It's no fun seeing horror movies with a nurse! Nothing scares you!"

"Heeeere's your contractor. Sorry I'm three weeks late, but better late than never, I always say."

'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.'

Non discrimination to Vampires

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.