Slasher Aficionado Prints

"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"

"Wow, you're dressed to kill."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'... And this is my cellar.'

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

Night of the Zombonies.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Solar Frankenstein

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Horror Stories.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.