Old School Horror Aficionado Prints

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Giant slug attacks a city

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'Frankendumpty'

'Yes, I'm fiercely opposed to stem cell research.'

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.'

Honey, you've got a lot of explaining to do!

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

Frankenstein discovers that his bide may have been unfaithful.

"This is a good start! You both agree that the marriage needs some new spark!"

Igor's zombie predecessor had a short-lived career assisting Dr. Frankenstein.

"Oh sure, some random monster runs amok through the village, and the first person you pull in for questioning is my client!"

"I work all winter on my beach body, and everyone still stares at you!"