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'They waltzed in, stole the cash, and waltzed out again...'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

'It's getting harder to tell when the news stops and the spin begins.'

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"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

Optician and the PI.

"The butler did it!"

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

'Do I have a story to tell about Novox Genlab!'

'Who's your Daddy?'

"This was no accident, Sarge! He was intentionally DROPPED!"

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

'Bravo Professor, you stumbled upon the one fact that makes sense of it all. Unfortunately humanity is not permitted to know that the Universe was designed by a committee of ducks.'

The Banana Crime

"So we figured why explore Mars when, closer to home, there's still so much we don't know about the Petersens."

Sherlock Holmes.

Auditing

"We haven't been able to pick up his trail. We think he's using invisible ink."

"You may not like what I've dug out, but you did ask me to snoop into your husband!"

Idenity Parade.

'No, I haven't found the elusive Higgs boson yet.'

"What if these guys in white coats who bring us food are, like, studying us and we're part of some kind of big experiment?"

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

"I'm looking for justice."

"I think it was done with mirrors."

'...But in case God misses something...'

Detective follows footprints leading to a pair of shoes.

Heisenberg Witness Protection Program

"If nature abhors a vacuum, why is the universe so full of it?"

'The killer should not be hard to find - he has left a trail of inserts.'