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"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

Elusive Shadow.

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

The EP-21 spy plane.

Who stole my candy?

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

"It's a setup."

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

"See...polystyrene!"

"We need to talk about procrastination."

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

'Did you see who pushed you?'

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

The Banana Crime

"They're not home.."

"Boss, there's a rumor going around that someone lost a $1,000 bill in the cafe. There are like 200 people out there." "Interesting. And I assume they're all looking for the $1,000 bill. I assume they don't want anyone else to know about it before they find it." "I assume each of them is buying our food and drink so the others won't suspect they're here with ulterior motives." "I wonder who could have possibly spread such a rumor in the first place?" "Very bad man."

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

'I gather this is your first sting operation.'