Sly Trickster T-Shirts

"Boss, there's a rumor going around that someone lost a $1,000 bill in the cafe. There are like 200 people out there." "Interesting. And I assume they're all looking for the $1,000 bill. I assume they don't want anyone else to know about it before they find it." "I assume each of them is buying our food and drink so the others won't suspect they're here with ulterior motives." "I wonder who could have possibly spread such a rumor in the first place?" "Very bad man."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

A voodoo doctor.

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

Mime Tug-of-War

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

Go on! Pick a card.

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

"You call that a KISS?"

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

Candle Size

"Well, I was under oath, so I couldn't lie outright, but I'm a weasel of course, so I have a way with words..."

Scarecrow Directions

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Sly Fox

And that's why I'm still single!

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Check this out! Abracadabra!"

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'