Sly Trickster Gifts

"Boss, there's a rumor going around that someone lost a $1,000 bill in the cafe. There are like 200 people out there." "Interesting. And I assume they're all looking for the $1,000 bill. I assume they don't want anyone else to know about it before they find it." "I assume each of them is buying our food and drink so the others won't suspect they're here with ulterior motives." "I wonder who could have possibly spread such a rumor in the first place?" "Very bad man."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

A voodoo doctor.

Go on! Pick a card.

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

Mime Tug-of-War

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Tom Mullica.

Candle Size

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

Sly Fox

"You call that a KISS?"

"Well, I was under oath, so I couldn't lie outright, but I'm a weasel of course, so I have a way with words..."

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

Scarecrow Directions

And that's why I'm still single!

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

"No, a chiropractor won't help. My wife just stuck another needle in the voodoo doll."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

Adult Magician