Sweets Satirist Gifts

Looking for a gift that combines sharp satire with a pinch of sweetness? Our sweets satirist-themed products are designed to tickle the funny bone and celebrate the art of clever commentary. Whether they love witty quotes, satirical art, or humorous takes on confectionery, you'll find the perfect item here to bring a smile and a laugh. These gifts make a delightful statement for anyone who appreciates satire and the lighter side of life.

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Harsh Mellows.

from $19.00

It turns out they don't go together so well,

It turns out they don't go together so well, mockup

It turns out they don't go together so well,

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Honest Vending

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Cake Free Zone

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Health and Safety Gone Mad.

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Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup mockup

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

from $19.00

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?" mockup

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"

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"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..." mockup

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

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'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'If you order...You can digest it in...' mockup

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

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"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!" mockup

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

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"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven." mockup

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

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'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.' mockup

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

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'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.' mockup

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

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"And here you have a brown thing next to something greenish, with some sort of brown runny stuff underneath it."

"And here you have a brown thing next to something greenish, with some sort of brown runny stuff underneath it." mockup

"And here you have a brown thing next to something greenish, with some sort of brown runny stuff underneath it."

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Breakfast cereal in the Treasury. mockup

Breakfast cereal in the Treasury.

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"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?" mockup

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

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'People soup again?'

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"Is this because I didn’t eat my kale?" mockup

"Is this because I didn’t eat my kale?"

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"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

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The real reason salad aids weight loss mockup

The real reason salad aids weight loss

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Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar. mockup

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

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"Riddle your salad with pepper, sir?" mockup

"Riddle your salad with pepper, sir?"

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Hot Dog... Flavored meat-like substances

Hot Dog... Flavored meat-like substances mockup

Hot Dog... Flavored meat-like substances

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"Why didn't you think of that before I put on the icing?"

"Why didn't you think of that before I put on the icing?" mockup

"Why didn't you think of that before I put on the icing?"

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"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss." mockup

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

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'A rodent Jelly Cake! Thanks Mum and Dad!'

'A rodent Jelly Cake! Thanks Mum and Dad!' mockup

'A rodent Jelly Cake! Thanks Mum and Dad!'

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'I'm putting my husband's card in the bag too... he's a Dentist.'

'I'm putting my husband's card in the bag too... he's a Dentist.' mockup

'I'm putting my husband's card in the bag too... he's a Dentist.'

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'The thought of your biscuits brings a lump to my throat.'

'The thought of your biscuits brings a lump to my throat.' mockup

'The thought of your biscuits brings a lump to my throat.'

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'The Cod's off, but you can have whale and chips.'

'The Cod's off, but you can have whale and chips.' mockup

'The Cod's off, but you can have whale and chips.'

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'Trying to sell these things is like flogging a dead horse.'

'Trying to sell these things is like flogging a dead horse.' mockup

'Trying to sell these things is like flogging a dead horse.'

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'Tonight you will be enjoying Howard, a happily raised free range chicken slaughtered no ten miles from here. He is accompanied by his wife, Lily, who ironically sautes opposite your own wife.'

'Tonight you will be enjoying Howard, a happily raised free range chicken slaughtered no ten miles from here. He is accompanied by his wife, Lily, who ironically sautes opposite your own wife.'

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