Sweatband Environmentalist Gifts

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

"Welcome to the future"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

North Pole

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

View to the Future

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Insect extinction

Save the unicorn.

Water company bonus.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

HELLth Food Sprouts

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Climate Change

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

"That's an everblue."

"I can see our house from here."

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

COP26

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

COP29