Sweatband Sporter Gifts

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

Sleepwalking Golfer

Optometrist practical jokes

Rainbow violin surfers

'Oh great, now I broke a nail.'

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

Forget about the college basketball tourney, endless drilling in 100-degree summer heat is the real "march madness."

Crisis at the health club.

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

I bought a pair of running shoes, and haven't seen them since.

"Why, you're not Jim! I really need to get glasses."

Snowman Jumps out of Snowsuit.

Designer Shoe Dwellers

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

Ladies in Lycra

'Hey, a running suit. I didn't know you were into running. Maybe we could go running together sometime.' 'Actually, I'm not. I'm into elastic waistbands. But hey, maybe we could go eating together sometime.'

'Your son's sneakers called.'

Tease-Maid - Wakey wakey four-eyes!

"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."

"I do love summer. . . but, there's something about being in a sweatshirt again."

Rugby...simply a great way to meet people.

Weight lifter with weights up in the air. All the officials wearing clothes pegs due to the bad body odour problem.

Enough said.

'I used to have hops too, but now I just get the runs.'

Oops

"You can tell by the footprint... those are expensive running shoes!"

Jason regretted his decision to leave the team to pursue a solo career in basketball.

Speed Dating: 'I don't think it matters how streamlined you are.'

Foam Finger Envy

"Oh no, sweetie. I don't play. I just want to look like I do."

"I believe genius is 1% inspiration, and 99% perspiration."

"But, Gridly, you signed up for softball."