Symphonic Sportster Gifts

Rainbow violin surfers

A Symphony of Penguins

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Edward Elgar.

Louis Antoine Jullien

Curling Rocks!

Cross-Country Sledding

Surfing Pensioner

Optometrist practical jokes

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

I found it's best not to talk while he's trying to hit the ball!

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

"Why, you're not Jim! I really need to get glasses."

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

Singer

Baseball team emerging from hibernation

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

Neighbours playing tennis over the garden wall.

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

Tease-Maid - Wakey wakey four-eyes!

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

Sports for slipper wearers.

"Really! How does he expect me to catch that with my little paws?"

Britain to host 2004 Olympics

Penalty kick 'ball' is a balloon.

Grim Reaper: 'So I don't normally get to chat with the clients, but then - no all the jobs are this easy...'

'A skateboarder at 42! I am in AWE of your insurance!'

Fish Volleyball.

'I used to have hops too, but now I just get the runs.'

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!"

Violinist on a surfboard

"There's a sight you don't often see, a man attempting to clear the table."

'I don't think you actually like sports.'

Eine Grosse Nacht-Musik