Symphonic Superstar Gifts

Edward Elgar.

A Symphony of Penguins

Felix Mendelssohn

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

Grade 2 Cellist

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

A woman playing a keyboard

Sir Edward Elgar

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

Anton Bruckner.

Peter Tchaikovsky.

'Yes, doctor, I sang to her constantly as a baby. Her first words were ‘Gimme Ipod'.'

"This ref really loves his brass band."

Rainbow violin surfers

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

Sergei Prokofiev.

Benjamin Britten

Need money for lessons

Ludwig van Beethoven

Violinist on Skates

Christmas Special Shopping Trolley.

'Getting old isn't so bad when you consider the only other alternative. . .'

Benjamin Britten.

'Sometimes I wish I was all thumbs, then I could text faster.'

"New Yorkie...New Yorkie..."

"I'm Jo. Ban Jo."

An Olympian's Moment

'That's still blurry This might be a good time to show you your bill.'

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