Synth Star Gifts

A woman playing a keyboard

Running

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Edward Elgar.

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

"Jeez, these things are hot."

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

"It's so good to see them studying so hard. Gracie does it because of her thirst for knowledge. Baldo does it out of self-defense."

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

"Are you sure you're not assigning too much homework? - I don't want to end up overqualified."

'Relax. I've come for your high yield 30 year Treasury bonds. They're about to expire.'

"This next one is about the healthy and drama-free relationship that very nearly ruined me as a songwriter before I realized what was happening and got the hell out of there."

"Forget consumer confidence, what we need is consumer gullibility."

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

Will Self does karaoke

"This ref really loves his brass band."

Doug was right - the woodland animals were attracted to Chopin on a synthesizer.

Rainbow violin surfers

'I don't wan't to talk - let's sing a duet!'

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

"Cholesterol medicine commercial, Take 3. This time, try to sound less horrified when you say, 'May cause heart to explode through ears'."

"Each day, they come home from school, get their homework out and crack on with it. Apparently, it's the latest craze."

"...It's just that I feel I've become typecast."

"Oh, me? I gave a seminar, wrote a unch of grants, did some experiments and now it's lunchtime."

"Our investors' enthusiasm was gratifying...first time I've ever seen a mosh pit at a stockholders' meeting!"

Choir

"Unfortunately, they keep their shades drawn in that particular galaxy."

'Like I have the time.'

The Musician

'Watch closely as I point. It's all in the wrist.'

'This is one of the most powerful marketing tools known to man!'

Whale buying tape of whale whistling, gets synthesizer instead.