Synth Star T-Shirts

A woman playing a keyboard

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

Running

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Edward Elgar.

"Jeez, these things are hot."

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

"It's so good to see them studying so hard. Gracie does it because of her thirst for knowledge. Baldo does it out of self-defense."

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

"Are you sure you're not assigning too much homework? - I don't want to end up overqualified."

'Relax. I've come for your high yield 30 year Treasury bonds. They're about to expire.'

"This next one is about the healthy and drama-free relationship that very nearly ruined me as a songwriter before I realized what was happening and got the hell out of there."

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

"Forget consumer confidence, what we need is consumer gullibility."

Will Self does karaoke

"This ref really loves his brass band."

Doug was right - the woodland animals were attracted to Chopin on a synthesizer.

'I don't wan't to talk - let's sing a duet!'

Rainbow violin surfers

"Cholesterol medicine commercial, Take 3. This time, try to sound less horrified when you say, 'May cause heart to explode through ears'."

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

"...It's just that I feel I've become typecast."

"Oh, me? I gave a seminar, wrote a unch of grants, did some experiments and now it's lunchtime."

"Each day, they come home from school, get their homework out and crack on with it. Apparently, it's the latest craze."

"Our investors' enthusiasm was gratifying...first time I've ever seen a mosh pit at a stockholders' meeting!"

Choir

"Unfortunately, they keep their shades drawn in that particular galaxy."

'Like I have the time.'

Don McLean

The Musician

'Watch closely as I point. It's all in the wrist.'

'This is one of the most powerful marketing tools known to man!'