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The Musician

Don McLean

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Grade 2 Cellist

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Girls in Science

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

"This next one is about the healthy and drama-free relationship that very nearly ruined me as a songwriter before I realized what was happening and got the hell out of there."

Paul Gilbert.

Will Self does karaoke

Guitarist

"This ref really loves his brass band."

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

Guitar emergency.

'I don't wan't to talk - let's sing a duet!'

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

Need money for lessons

"Well I did consider a career as a 'nursie'...but then I opted for the more rewarding option of specialising in particle physics and nanotechnology."

Soto

Choir

All's well that ends well

"But this is eternity...you've got to have a hobby!"

"I'm Jo. Ban Jo."

"Pain threshold, one to ten?"

Teeth quartet

Zither

'Get a job.'

"I'm the studio musician on all the a cappella albums."

Guitarist.