Strumming Star Pillows

The Musician

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Grade 2 Cellist

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Girls in Science

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"This next one is about the healthy and drama-free relationship that very nearly ruined me as a songwriter before I realized what was happening and got the hell out of there."

Will Self does karaoke

Guitarist

"This ref really loves his brass band."

'I don't wan't to talk - let's sing a duet!'

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

Guitar emergency.

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

Need money for lessons

"Well I did consider a career as a 'nursie'...but then I opted for the more rewarding option of specialising in particle physics and nanotechnology."

Soto

All's well that ends well

Choir

"But this is eternity...you've got to have a hobby!"

Teeth quartet

"I'm Jo. Ban Jo."

"Pain threshold, one to ten?"

Zither

'Get a job.'

"I'm the studio musician on all the a cappella albums."

Guitarist.

"Your debut solo singing with the Women's Institute has been cancelled? I'm sorry - I was really looking forward to missing that!"