Strum Star Pillows

"This next one is about the healthy and drama-free relationship that very nearly ruined me as a songwriter before I realized what was happening and got the hell out of there."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

Running

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

A woman playing a keyboard

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Girls in Science

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

Guitarist

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

Need money for lessons

"Well I did consider a career as a 'nursie'...but then I opted for the more rewarding option of specialising in particle physics and nanotechnology."

Soto

"No air guitar"

Don McLean

Teeth quartet

The Musician

"I'm Jo. Ban Jo."

'The throw I mean the throw wasn't straight.'

Jewish Scrabble

Guitarist.

Guitar

Soapbox Lectures - To an audience of a dog.

Musical woman

Joan Baez

'It's like, acoustic man...'

"What election?"