Suspicious Salad Seeker Gifts

Looking for a gift for the suspicious salad seeker? Celebrate their love of fresh greens with humorous, cartoon-inspired products that add a playful touch to their healthy habits. Ideal for foodies who appreciate wit and whimsy, these items bring a dash of humor to their kitchen or wardrobe, making their salad adventures even more enjoyable.

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'If we could just add one more gene to make the skeptical customer trust us.'

'If we could just add one more gene to make the skeptical customer trust us.' mockup

'If we could just add one more gene to make the skeptical customer trust us.'

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"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty." mockup

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

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'Like death by salad.'

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"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!" mockup

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

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"I'll have the Investigator's Special." mockup

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

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"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot." mockup

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

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The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey mockup

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

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'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

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"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits." mockup

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

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"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!" mockup

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

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'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.' mockup

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

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Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet. mockup

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

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'Diet considerations.'

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"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago." mockup

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

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'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.' mockup

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

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"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?" mockup

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

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"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?" mockup

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

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'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!' mockup

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

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"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!" mockup

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

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Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage mockup

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

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"More croutons, sir?"

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Cinema with a salad bar in its lobby. mockup

Cinema with a salad bar in its lobby.

from $19.00

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it." mockup

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

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All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

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'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?' mockup

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

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Free salad bar.

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"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?" mockup

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

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"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries." mockup

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

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"Good morning, Mother! We made you a desk salad."

"Good morning, Mother! We made you a desk salad." mockup

"Good morning, Mother! We made you a desk salad."

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Ranch Dressing

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'You're eating too much roughage.' mockup

'You're eating too much roughage.'

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The famous Walled-off salad.

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'If a tomato is a fruit, why don't you get it in fruit salad?'

'If a tomato is a fruit, why don't you get it in fruit salad?' mockup

'If a tomato is a fruit, why don't you get it in fruit salad?'

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"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation." mockup

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

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'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!' mockup

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

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Suspicious Salad Seeker Gifts Collection

Suspicious Salad Seeker Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for the suspicious salad seeker—bringing humor and a splash of personality to their morning coffee or tea.

Suspicious Salad Seeker Pillows

Discover pillows for the suspicious salad seeker—comfortable, witty, and a charming way to add personality to any space.

Suspicious Salad Seeker Prints

Browse our prints for the suspicious salad seeker—amusing art that makes a playful statement on any wall.

Suspicious Salad Seeker T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt for the suspicious salad seeker—fun designs that celebrate their healthy humor with a lighthearted twist.