Sushi Jokester Pillows

Sushi Spinoffs

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

Builders fashion range

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

Builder's Crack T-shirt

Suits you Sir!

'Alan, it's the 11th hole, and that Tiger Woods mask isn't intimidating us...'

Store sells too short t-shirts.

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

'Tender and Juicy.'

"It's a brovella about my life in the frat. But if it's longer than two hundred pages it becomes a brahvel."

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

"I guess we're kind of the Marsalis Family in reverse

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

'Good morning, 'DICTIONARIES' department for, like, Similes.'

Summer Reading

"An olive or a twist?"

Karate.

'Can't believe they didn't have your size.'

"That movie was released in 2015. It might be time for a reboot."

"Wanna join my hangouts circle?"

'If Michelangelo Was a Cartoonist.'

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

Clown receives 'hee hee mail'.

"I wonder how long before her innocent little mind is polluted by the internet?"

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'