Sushi Jokester Mugs

Sushi Spinoffs

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

Builder's Crack T-shirt

Store sells too short t-shirts.

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

'Tender and Juicy.'

Suits you Sir!

"It's a brovella about my life in the frat. But if it's longer than two hundred pages it becomes a brahvel."

"I guess we're kind of the Marsalis Family in reverse

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

Summer Reading

"That movie was released in 2015. It might be time for a reboot."

Karate.

'If Michelangelo Was a Cartoonist.'

'Good morning, 'DICTIONARIES' department for, like, Similes.'

"An olive or a twist?"

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

Clown receives 'hee hee mail'.

"Be honest: Does this shirt make me look like a blockhead?"

"I wonder how long before her innocent little mind is polluted by the internet?"

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'