Sushi Satirist Pillows

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Honest Vending

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Have you any W fronts?'

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

'Secondhand smoke.'

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

'Today's entrees are the Breast with Thyme, and the Wurst with Thyme.'

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

'Waiter, is it raining?' ] 'Sorry, not my table.'

'Instead of one of our dishes you want to eat me? Just a minute, sir.. I've go to ask the manager.'

Home for the Holidays

"Riddle your salad with pepper, sir?"

'For obvious reasons the chowder's made with chicken and pork.'

The Humpback Whale . . . or as the Japanese call it, sushi.

Stay at home

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."

The Three Stylish Klansmen

"May I be candid, Hogarth? I should have thought a shrimp girl would make a more appropriate subject than a girl shrimp."

"Simply put, our 'Nostalgia Special' is the 'Catch' of yesterday."

"Wingtips - this is a white collar gang."

The latest fall fashion trends

The PARTISAN CAFE: "For or against section?"

Cocaine discovered in British marine life. . . Shrimp Coketail

Ugly sisters

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."