Sushi Satirist Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift for a sushi satirist? Browse our collection of playful and clever items that combine a passion for sushi with a sharp sense of humor. Whether they love to laugh at sushi puns or enjoy artwork that pokes fun at sushi culture, you'll find something that matches their unique personality.

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"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?" mockup

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

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It turns out they don't go together so well,

It turns out they don't go together so well, mockup

It turns out they don't go together so well,

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Honest Vending

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Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101. mockup

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

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"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all." mockup

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

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All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism... mockup

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

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'Have you any W fronts?'

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Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you! mockup

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

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'Secondhand smoke.'

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The Inventor of the Man Bun!

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'Today's entrees are the Breast with Thyme, and the Wurst with Thyme.'

'Today's entrees are the Breast with Thyme, and the Wurst with Thyme.' mockup

'Today's entrees are the Breast with Thyme, and the Wurst with Thyme.'

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"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

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Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'. mockup

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

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'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

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'Waiter, is it raining?' ] 'Sorry, not my table.'

'Waiter, is it raining?' ] 'Sorry, not my table.' mockup

'Waiter, is it raining?' ] 'Sorry, not my table.'

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'Instead of one of our dishes you want to eat me? Just a minute, sir.. I've go to ask the manager.'

'Instead of one of our dishes you want to eat me? Just a minute, sir.. I've go to ask the manager.' mockup

'Instead of one of our dishes you want to eat me? Just a minute, sir.. I've go to ask the manager.'

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Home for the Holidays

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"Riddle your salad with pepper, sir?" mockup

"Riddle your salad with pepper, sir?"

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'For obvious reasons the chowder's made with chicken and pork.'

'For obvious reasons the chowder's made with chicken and pork.' mockup

'For obvious reasons the chowder's made with chicken and pork.'

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The Humpback Whale . . . or as the Japanese call it, sushi.

The Humpback Whale . . . or as the Japanese call it, sushi. mockup

The Humpback Whale . . . or as the Japanese call it, sushi.

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Stay at home

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Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers. mockup

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

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Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said. mockup

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

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"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."

"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun." mockup

"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."

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The Three Stylish Klansmen

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"May I be candid, Hogarth? I should have thought a shrimp girl would make a more appropriate subject than a girl shrimp."

"May I be candid, Hogarth? I should have thought a shrimp girl would make a more appropriate subject than a girl shrimp." mockup

"May I be candid, Hogarth? I should have thought a shrimp girl would make a more appropriate subject than a girl shrimp."

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"Simply put, our 'Nostalgia Special' is the 'Catch' of yesterday."

"Simply put, our 'Nostalgia Special' is the 'Catch' of yesterday." mockup

"Simply put, our 'Nostalgia Special' is the 'Catch' of yesterday."

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"Wingtips - this is a white collar gang."

"Wingtips - this is a white collar gang." mockup

"Wingtips - this is a white collar gang."

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The latest fall fashion trends

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The PARTISAN CAFE: "For or against section?"

The PARTISAN CAFE: "For or against section?" mockup

The PARTISAN CAFE: "For or against section?"

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Cocaine discovered in British marine life. . . Shrimp Coketail

Cocaine discovered in British marine life. . . Shrimp Coketail mockup

Cocaine discovered in British marine life. . . Shrimp Coketail

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Ugly sisters

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"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer." mockup

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

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Sushi Satirist Gifts Collection

Sushi Satirist Mugs

Discover more funny and satirical mugs perfect for sushi lovers on our dedicated mugs page—bring humor to every sip.

Sushi Satirist Pillows

Check out our playful and witty pillows, designed to add humor and personality to any sofa or bed for sushi fans with a sense of satire.

Sushi Satirist Prints

Browse our collection of witty art prints that celebrate the humorous side of sushi culture, perfect for decorating their favorite space.

Sushi Satirist T-Shirts

Explore a variety of humorous t-shirts that poke fun at sushi culture and suit sushi satirists searching for playful fashion statements.