Sushi Skeptic Gifts

"It was ok, but could be improved by cooking!"

"Who ordered the sushi?"

"One of us has to draw the line somewhere, and I draw the line at mall sushi."

"I say it’s not sushi grade and I say we should eat our sandwiches."

"Something tells me we should avoid the sushi here!"

The Humpback Whale . . . or as the Japanese call it, sushi.

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

'Do you call this spaghetti'

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Sushi and the Cat

"Delivery!"

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? "Death of a Salesman." Adapted to a fly, of course.

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

Feng Sushi

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'

'People for the Ethical Treatment of Fish'

'Who's the sushi?'

"Some volcano roll!"

Sen. Krupt. If they think watching sausage and laws being made is bad, they should see us tackle pork legislation!

'Who's the sushi?.'

'Bad mistake to order the sushi.'

"This just came in!"

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

'Well I can assure you sir, the fish was fresh when the menu was printed last tuesday.'