Sushi Skeptic T-Shirts

"It was ok, but could be improved by cooking!"

"One of us has to draw the line somewhere, and I draw the line at mall sushi."

"I say it’s not sushi grade and I say we should eat our sandwiches."

"Something tells me we should avoid the sushi here!"

The Humpback Whale . . . or as the Japanese call it, sushi.

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'Do you call this spaghetti'

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

Sushi and the Cat

"Delivery!"

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

Feng Sushi

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'

"This just came in!"

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

"Some volcano roll!"

'Who's the sushi?'

'Who's the sushi?.'

'People for the Ethical Treatment of Fish'

'Bad mistake to order the sushi.'

'Well I can assure you sir, the fish was fresh when the menu was printed last tuesday.'

'And here to perform the circumcision is the highly skilled Mr. Hakiro, of Hakiro's Sushi Bistro.'

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

'Here's your cat - and here's your bill from the Sushi Emporium.'