Sushi Scientist T-Shirts

Darwin's Origin of Sushi.

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Awkward First Dates

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Sushi Train Spotters

Sushi and the Cat

"Delivery!"

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

"Look! A sushi bar!"

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

Hot dogs. Sushi.

"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."

Shrimp cook

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

Everything Smoothie

Sushi Cat

Feng Sushi

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'

Living on the Wild Side

"This just came in!"

Sushi for two please. Oakey dokey...how would you like that cooked?