No, it' more of a dry, persistent cough.
Survivor's Humor Gifts
Looking for a gift that celebrates the resilient spirit of a survivor with a dash of humor? Our collection of creatively designed products offers a light-hearted take on overcoming challenges. Whether it's for someone who’s conquered life's battles or simply appreciates a good laugh about strength, these thoughtfully crafted items bring warmth, humor, and encouragement. Find that perfect gift to uplift and cheer up someone who’s been through it and still shines bright.
'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'
Admit it. We have a drinking problem.
'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'
'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'
"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."
"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."
'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'
'You are here' sign on desert island.
"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."
Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.
'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'
"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."
"This better be high tide."
"Don't even bother – this oasis only has two and a half stars."
Randy, if you were stranded on an island, what's the one book you'd want to have along with you? Easy: Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. It's got the perfect heft to knock coconuts out of trees. Well, I'd like to have How to Get off an Island, by Archie MacGuyver. That title's actually a metaphor for overcoming shyness. We really should have our own book review show.
"I'm next time I spring for the personal Wi-Fi hotspot..."
"Sure he's cute, but we should have discussed this."
"The problem is, you never know if they're ripe until you bite into one."
'I'm sorry I don't date people from other islands!'
'It's day to day, but so far I've survived,'
Republican Beach. . . Nature Preserve rule: EAT OR BE EATEN!
'You go ahead. I just don't feel like drinking this afternoon ...'
'Are you going anywhere near a chemist?'
'I told you. I'll be home with dinner just as soon as it dies.'
'Oh wait, I've got a good one! I spy with my little eye.'
'Hey, I know! -- We can dig a basement and wait till it floods!'
"I'm increasing your OnlyFan subscription..."
'I bet it's nice and warm inside!'
Stay in school.
Koool sunglasses, only $10-.
"Karl, act like a stuffed porcupine!"
Look! A penny!
NO FACILITIES
"Will you quit listening to your ten all-time favorite albums and help me find some food!"
Survivor's Humor Gifts Collection
Survivor's Humor Mugs
Explore our collection of survivor-themed mugs, perfect for adding humor and encouragement to daily routines. A great gift for anyone who’s faced life's battles with a smile.
Survivor's Humor Pillows
Find cozy survivor-themed pillows that bring humor and comfort into any room. Great for anyone who’s faced challenges and keeps smiling.
Survivor's Humor Prints
Browse inspiring prints that celebrate resilience with humor. Perfect decor for anyone proud of their survivor journey and positive outlook.
Survivor's Humor T-Shirts
Discover creatively designed survivor-inspired t-shirts that combine wit, strength, and style. Perfect for sharing a message of resilience with a humorous twist.