Surviving A Robbery Gifts

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

Coco knew he was doomed

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

"I think I finally understand inflation."

"Ah, what you need is our instant access account"

"Use the sanitising gel provided and hand over your cash."

"The aftereffects may include years of insufferably life-affirming pronouncements."

"Hold everything, Louis!"

"I knew you'd come!"

'Jake, honey, if you need some cash, my purse is in the kitchen. You already robbed a bank today.'

'. . . before we rob the bank, let's synchronise our pacemakers!

The Football Bank Robber.

'Every window had a NEXT WINDOW sign on it.'

"I didn't bother with the cash. They gave me a cheque instead!"

"But, Dad, burglary's so last-century. You need to retrain in internet fraud."

"One day son, all this will be online banking apps."

Handy Guide to Masking...

"Have you fixed up the wheels for the bank job tonight, fingers?"

"Try to be patient, sir. Give your stick-up text a few seconds to upload."

'They waltzed in, stole the cash, and waltzed out again...'

'Got the money?'

'So I robbed a bank! -- what difference will it make a hundred years from now?'

"I thought we agreed - no turtlenecks after spring."

'What route are your security guards taking to the bank today?'

Police continue to search for 3 armed men.

"Oh crap, I meant to hand her the stickup note first!"

'Vice will cover the front. Hank will disarm the security guard. Allen and I will grab the cash...'

"Where's the flaming get-away driver?!"

'Yes, I robbed the bank -- but I had the best of intentions.'