Surviving A Robbery Mugs

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

Coco knew he was doomed

"Ah, what you need is our instant access account"

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'

"I think I finally understand inflation."

"The aftereffects may include years of insufferably life-affirming pronouncements."

"Use the sanitising gel provided and hand over your cash."

"Hold everything, Louis!"

"I knew you'd come!"

'. . . before we rob the bank, let's synchronise our pacemakers!

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The Football Bank Robber.

"I thought we agreed - no turtlenecks after spring."

"One day son, all this will be online banking apps."

"But, Dad, burglary's so last-century. You need to retrain in internet fraud."

"Have you fixed up the wheels for the bank job tonight, fingers?"

'Every window had a NEXT WINDOW sign on it.'

'Got the money?'

'They waltzed in, stole the cash, and waltzed out again...'

'So I robbed a bank! -- what difference will it make a hundred years from now?'

"I didn't bother with the cash. They gave me a cheque instead!"

'What route are your security guards taking to the bank today?'

Police continue to search for 3 armed men.

"No, I'm not a robber, I work here."

One morning, Eric woke up to discover that the Bank had carried out their threat to repossess his house. . .

'Vice will cover the front. Hank will disarm the security guard. Allen and I will grab the cash...'

"Oh crap, I meant to hand her the stickup note first!"

'Yes, I robbed the bank -- but I had the best of intentions.'