Survival Tricks Treasurer Gifts

If we lost all electrical power like India did...

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Late/Too Late.

"You knew this was a soul-sucking job when you took it."

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

Cafe Burns.

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

'Money is a bit tight at the moment, so instead of cash we wondered whether you'd settle for 20% more meaningless protestations of how much we value you?'

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

You're fortunate you have a cubicle. Due to cutbacks, my boss makes us wear horse blinders.

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

'Oh, we tried a nurturing corporate culture, but we found the law-of-the-jungle mentality is what keeps our competitive edge..'

"Hi, I'm Cindy, the company's most toxic employee!"

Maps to all the corporate trap doors for sale here!

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"The water for your fishbowl was approved, but it looks like for now you're not getting the fish."

"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."

"All in favor of changing out name from '17th Federal Savings & Loan' to 'Still Here Bank'..."

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

Doctor to man: 'You'll need to empty your pockets. For symbolic purposes, let's start with your wallet.'

'Just remember. . . work harder, work smarter and more importantly, you may have to work for less.'

"Someday you'll understand the ways of the world...with the exception of tax and health insurance forms."

"Listen, girl: It's been three days, we're lost and out of food. I need you to find a radio that has the Bruins game on ..."

'It's an important post, I think three day interview followed by two role plays and group interview with the partners.'

'Look, he's wrapped in red tape. we've discovered the first bureaucrat.'

"Okay, we all know how this is done. There are 4 of you and only 3 regional manager openings. Margaret - start the music."

Christmas / " Are you still here, Simpkins ?"

Map of World - "All the pins are our sales representatives - except for the one in Paraguay, that's our company treasurer."

'I don't dare leave my desk. Someone's waiting to pounce on my job.'

'Hey, Fred, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?'