Surreal Comic Aficionado Gifts

"Your services on earth are no longer required."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Superheroes take a selfie

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Atomic Bear: Part 22

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Tarzan of the Grapes.

Introducing...Anagraman.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born