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"Your services on earth are no longer required."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Superheroes take a selfie

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.