Surprised Swimmer Gifts

"Oh God, I'm having a thought!"

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

'My problem is if I have one, I can't quit!'

I don't care if you hate that word – I'm hangry.

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

"I'm beached body ready."

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

First Dive

I don't care if it's a better workout, I'm not wearing ankle weights.

'Synchronised swimming.'

Oh Bugger !

'The Rockettes...of yoga'

"I'm just off for a wild water swim!"

Move it, pal. You're in the lap lane.

"What's the temperature of the water?"

Myrtle learns a fatal lesson about swimming during a certain time of the month.

'He doesn't use drinking fountains. He can't swim.'

Only eighty-six more days till summer!

Swimmers Ready to Dive.

'Uh-oh! Looks like Jer has a wardrobe malfunction in the rear!'

'In the ebb and flow of today's economy, are we ebbing or flowing?'

'Thank you for coming in at such short notice.'

'Your Bill is crooked.'

Aquatic neurotic: 'It's too wet.'

'All I really wanted was a swim!'

'He hates basketball! He hates basketball! He hates basketball!'